DECEMBER OBSERVANCES

I hope everyone had a great Turkey Day! I did. I gained the average three pounds articles claimed I should. Now, I just have to lose it in time to gain it back during Christmas! Now for the December Observances. Other than Christmas, it’s a slim month in the...

JINGLE BELLS, JINGLE BELLS

Three days before Christmas, Amelia Martin stood naked before her full length mirror and accessed the damage. Two skinned knees. Two bruised palms. One scraped elbow. And a destroyed ego in a pear tree. She should sue the bastards. If they were going to keep a rubber...